We're still talking about a war lance here and not some other long phallic thing, right?
Yes, we are talking about a War Lance, which is I believe what they officially named that weapon on the card. I figured that some person in the setting that got charged by a Spriggan and was impaled in the face by the War Lance would not have a "good day." I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that their dreadfully awful death might push them into "bad day" territory.
I also figure that if, in real life, I were to take my Spriggan miniature, walk up to another person, and forcefully jam the War Lance bit up their nose until after the screaming had started - I would have adequately expressed my disdain for them.
Your allusion to Nasal Sex is... uh... interesting. (I never would have expected a guy to name his junk "War Lance" but who am I to judge.) I don't think I have ever seen a woman with a big enough nose to make me think "should I ask first, or just go ahead and go for it?"
Growing up I always wanted to be a marine biologist, because it seemed like the perfect combination of shooting people and studying animals.
Earth First! We'll strip mine the rest of the planets later...
I gave my vote to the devastator. The juggernaut deserves an honourable mention as an iconic workhorse but all the other warmachine factions have a similar variation of their own. The good old 8-ball clam jack design however is quite unique takes the Khador approach of slamming armour plates upon armour plates to the max