Post by zhoe on Sept 18, 2019 7:00:24 GMT
u guys are so boring talkin bout round lips an how scared u are cuz PP is making a new game but everybudy lieks lists so i maked one.
here are teh 5 worst cassters in teh game of warhamchine or possibaly Hordes. dis list is comparehensive and accuracy
1 - Lord Craver, Bringar of teh Most Assive dEstruction assquire part 3
eh has got spieks like a chaos spess mariner but also he only haves 6 focus which is real bad when u wants to cast batten down dem hatches and mobilty and upkeep ihs stupid spel.
plus capitan bart also has Batman Teh Hatches Down aslo and like nobody cares anymore especialy wit flaem in teh darknass coming our which haves blassed wepons and like 10 arm deboofs so he wil be all ike 'OH NO ALL MY CRAP DIED'.
anyway he needs teh mark of khorn to be gud but jason soles said no. his batal college writeup says hes okay tho so mebbe im wrong
2 - THRYON sswrod of poop
HAY LOOKIT, i AM GONNA DELIVAR DIS MEALY ARMY WITH NO SPD BOOST NOR ANY DEFANSIVE TECH!
his batal collej writeup say he gives masive buffs with onslaught and spell pearcer but batal coleg doesnt exist anymor so i might hab read dat somere else but irregardlass, his whol army is gonna get shot of teh table befor it gets to swing on his feet turn but i herd sombody say dat guns ar bad now so mebbe dats not a probem i dunno
besides dem awesome buffs he has also got ass ail which is prety weak all things carefuly considered
and omgoat Ground zero? teh only spel worse dan dat in teh whol game is bleed.
thryon probably needs on more spel to be good like mebbe bleed or something. 'BUT I CAN BRING HIM WITH DE TRIDANT AND GIV IT PATHFINDER ON TEH CHARGE AND SPELLPIERCE' i cna hear u say and whiel i am not a crutch kicker, i can only say dat u aint foolin nobody
C - capitain allasster p caine 2
u clowns whined to much at teh start of mk3 and got his azz nerfed to bejeezes and bak and now dey wont fix him cuz it wold be admitting u all was dummies so hes blowing all his meagre focus assets on trick shots and grievass wounds and insted of fixin him dey hired will pagini and made up CID so people could complain about dat instead becauz lawd knows folks will find things to gripe about liek teh shapes of teh bases
anyway his wmu thingy says he teh best ass assin in teh game which is realy stupid no mater how many tiems u slice it because morgul is teh best assassin because hes accually an assassin and caine is a cowboy and everyon knows it except teh guy who rites for batal college
liek in teh books caine spends about 8 years trying to kill king julian and eh cant even do it!!! some hero...
4 - kryssa, convict of evarbright
uh... 14/16 and spd 5? she been skiping leg day. u can tel pp didnt giv no craps wen dey made her up cuz her weapon is called "spear" instead of a good name lik 'pointed stik of fire!'" or something
so like, her spells are tactical supremassy whic just gives somebody repo 3 and everybody has dat free now from theme benefits and cereal box prizes. and she has also got cloak of ass which is weak sauce and locomotion cuz her fat ass is to slow and also she has dis spray 10 dat teh troll players laff at cuz it costs 3 and and kolgrammas is beter and costs 2 and wen teh 5 remaning trol palayers are havin a giggle at ur expanse u know u belong on shoe's list of belly flops
5: aurora, newman of aerogenesass
she realy wanna kill ur caster with a sneaky trick but mostly she gon get her ass killed out dere becaus dat trik wont work but once per palayr unless its dat guy who writes for warmachin universaty. shes real purty but dey forgots to giv her any defensiv spells and also dey forgot teh offensiv ones too unles u count on arcane might with 5 focus as offensive.
so it is hard to figger out wat to do wid her cuz she wants some warrirors for arcane mite and some jacks fer apperition which everybody says "apparate' wen dey do it AND DATS NOT A WORD NO MATER WAT JK ROWLING SAYS but u cant fix damage or accurassy whcih i am told ar very impotant thing to fix so u end up repositionging 5" backwards where u get smashed by teh good armies.
honorable mention to sturgass teh corrupted, magnass teh traitor and kayass teh wildborne
here are teh 5 worst cassters in teh game of warhamchine or possibaly Hordes. dis list is comparehensive and accuracy
1 - Lord Craver, Bringar of teh Most Assive dEstruction assquire part 3
eh has got spieks like a chaos spess mariner but also he only haves 6 focus which is real bad when u wants to cast batten down dem hatches and mobilty and upkeep ihs stupid spel.
plus capitan bart also has Batman Teh Hatches Down aslo and like nobody cares anymore especialy wit flaem in teh darknass coming our which haves blassed wepons and like 10 arm deboofs so he wil be all ike 'OH NO ALL MY CRAP DIED'.
anyway he needs teh mark of khorn to be gud but jason soles said no. his batal college writeup says hes okay tho so mebbe im wrong
2 - THRYON sswrod of poop
HAY LOOKIT, i AM GONNA DELIVAR DIS MEALY ARMY WITH NO SPD BOOST NOR ANY DEFANSIVE TECH!
his batal collej writeup say he gives masive buffs with onslaught and spell pearcer but batal coleg doesnt exist anymor so i might hab read dat somere else but irregardlass, his whol army is gonna get shot of teh table befor it gets to swing on his feet turn but i herd sombody say dat guns ar bad now so mebbe dats not a probem i dunno
besides dem awesome buffs he has also got ass ail which is prety weak all things carefuly considered
and omgoat Ground zero? teh only spel worse dan dat in teh whol game is bleed.
thryon probably needs on more spel to be good like mebbe bleed or something. 'BUT I CAN BRING HIM WITH DE TRIDANT AND GIV IT PATHFINDER ON TEH CHARGE AND SPELLPIERCE' i cna hear u say and whiel i am not a crutch kicker, i can only say dat u aint foolin nobody
C - capitain allasster p caine 2
u clowns whined to much at teh start of mk3 and got his azz nerfed to bejeezes and bak and now dey wont fix him cuz it wold be admitting u all was dummies so hes blowing all his meagre focus assets on trick shots and grievass wounds and insted of fixin him dey hired will pagini and made up CID so people could complain about dat instead becauz lawd knows folks will find things to gripe about liek teh shapes of teh bases
anyway his wmu thingy says he teh best ass assin in teh game which is realy stupid no mater how many tiems u slice it because morgul is teh best assassin because hes accually an assassin and caine is a cowboy and everyon knows it except teh guy who rites for batal college
liek in teh books caine spends about 8 years trying to kill king julian and eh cant even do it!!! some hero...
4 - kryssa, convict of evarbright
uh... 14/16 and spd 5? she been skiping leg day. u can tel pp didnt giv no craps wen dey made her up cuz her weapon is called "spear" instead of a good name lik 'pointed stik of fire!'" or something
so like, her spells are tactical supremassy whic just gives somebody repo 3 and everybody has dat free now from theme benefits and cereal box prizes. and she has also got cloak of ass which is weak sauce and locomotion cuz her fat ass is to slow and also she has dis spray 10 dat teh troll players laff at cuz it costs 3 and and kolgrammas is beter and costs 2 and wen teh 5 remaning trol palayers are havin a giggle at ur expanse u know u belong on shoe's list of belly flops
5: aurora, newman of aerogenesass
she realy wanna kill ur caster with a sneaky trick but mostly she gon get her ass killed out dere becaus dat trik wont work but once per palayr unless its dat guy who writes for warmachin universaty. shes real purty but dey forgots to giv her any defensiv spells and also dey forgot teh offensiv ones too unles u count on arcane might with 5 focus as offensive.
so it is hard to figger out wat to do wid her cuz she wants some warrirors for arcane mite and some jacks fer apperition which everybody says "apparate' wen dey do it AND DATS NOT A WORD NO MATER WAT JK ROWLING SAYS but u cant fix damage or accurassy whcih i am told ar very impotant thing to fix so u end up repositionging 5" backwards where u get smashed by teh good armies.
honorable mention to sturgass teh corrupted, magnass teh traitor and kayass teh wildborne