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Post by Cryptix on May 30, 2018 4:48:41 GMT
An important message from the greylord kovenant Hello, loyal kitizen of the Khadoran empire. As you know, the dekrees of the Empress are absolute law in this kountry of ours, and as such you should find it of no surprise that her newest order is mandatory, no matter how strange it may seem to you. Menoth bless her, The Prime Daughter of the Motherland has found it nekessary to ban a letter some of use may use in our daily lives in order to demoralise the southerners - that wretched kharacter known as kc. You see, the Kygnarans take a sort of twisted pride in their nations kulture and history, and through kareful taktikal analysis her military advisors have konkluded that the best way to put them in their place is to strip them of their pride and joy through their names. We will no longer afford them the luxury of being treated as equals, even in title. Kompletely erasing the word Kygnar would cause some logistikal issues for High Kommand, and so Empress Ayn in all of her wisdom dekided to simply replace the horrid letter c with the much easier on the tongue K. For most loyal servants, this khange will not affect your daily goings. If you or someone you know glimpses a traitorous skum making use of the forbidden letter, be sure to report it to your lokal greylord as soon as possible. With your help, we will win this war and krush the filthy Southeners once and for all. This has been an important message from the greylord kovenants.
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Post by Soul Samurai on May 30, 2018 6:59:29 GMT
I must konfess to being a little koncerned, komrade; have you konsidered that you might be getting a little karried away?
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Post by Gamingdevil on May 30, 2018 7:13:25 GMT
I must konfess to being a little kon cerned, komrade; have you konsidered that you might be getting a little karried away? Traitor! (though I must admit that using "s" rather than "k" does seem appropriate at times, although I appear to have no trouble not using this dreaded letter at all )
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Post by Soul Samurai on May 30, 2018 7:19:07 GMT
That was going to be my next question: should it be konkerned or konserned? The real problem though is when we try to say things like kheap, khearful, khoice, kharter, khimpanzee, etk.
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Post by Netherby on May 30, 2018 7:19:24 GMT
You need to add a forum theme that replakes all instankes of k with k.
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Post by Gamingdevil on May 30, 2018 7:23:23 GMT
That was going to be my next question: should it be konkerned or konserned? The real problem though is when we try to say things like kheap, khearful, khoi ce, kharter, khimpanzee, etk. You did it again and you most definitely had a tshoise this time! We should tshain you to a Fellblade!
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Post by Soul Samurai on May 30, 2018 7:39:09 GMT
That was going to be my next question: should it be konkerned or konserned? The real problem though is when we try to say things like kheap, khearful, khoi ce, kharter, khimpanzee, etk. You did it again and you most definitely had a tshoise this time! We should tshain you to a Fellblade! Menoth-damn it! This is hard.
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Post by Netherby on May 30, 2018 7:44:46 GMT
¢hoiœ
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Post by borderprince on May 30, 2018 7:52:12 GMT
Is this dekree going to be enforked by the Prikaz Khankellery, bakked up by the Greylords Kovenant?
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Post by welshhoppo on May 30, 2018 8:06:19 GMT
I wholeheartedly agree with this.
Long live Khador!
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Post by gobber on May 30, 2018 9:30:20 GMT
That was going to be my next question: should it be konkerned or konserned? The real problem though is when we try to say things like kheap, khearful, khoice, kharter, khimpanzee, etk. The russian letter che sometimes become tch as in Tchaikovsky. Doesn't eliminate the c but it khadorizes the spelling somewhat. Mandarin pronounsiation of q (ie, qimpanzee) kould work?
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Post by The Snark Knight on May 30, 2018 11:15:43 GMT
How does this effekt the i before e rule?
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Post by Soul Samurai on May 30, 2018 11:36:37 GMT
How does this effekt the i before e rule? You never put "I" before the "Empress".
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Post by chuggyg on May 30, 2018 13:56:57 GMT
I expected this to be an update to the greylord covenant's privacy policy
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Post by Cryptix on May 30, 2018 18:31:39 GMT
I expected this to be an update to the greylord covenant's privacy policy What is the "privaky" you speak off?
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