Theme Forces releases and changes. *Merged*
Sept 18, 2017 18:11:39 GMT
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Post by Blargaliscious on Sept 18, 2017 18:11:39 GMT
The video screen comes to life and you see Blarg lean back after having just turned on a video camera. Blarg is sitting on an old couch wearing camouflage, surrounded by various weapons, grenades, and a couple of Claymore land mines.
"Privateer Press said that they would release *ALL* of the theme armies in September. Now, I know it is not the end of September, but I am getting a little irritated by the wait."
Blarg then picks up a roll of aluminum foil and tears off a long piece. He then begins to fold it over itself.
"I've got plans, you know? We all got plans, right?"
Blarg then takes the folded foil and lines the inside of a hat with it and puts the hat on his head.
"I was going to make army lists, and then make more army lists, and then go down to the gaming store and meet my friends, you know? HOW AM I GOING TO DO THAT IF I DON'T HAVE MY NEW THEME ARMY LISTS TO WORK WITH?"
Blarg then grabs a pump-action shotgun and 2 boxes of ammunition. He then starts to load the shotgun.
"Slug, buck-shot, slug, buck-shot. NOW! If you ask me, something funny is going on here, and I intend to find out. Just as soon as I load up the pick-em-up truck."
Vote and comment as you see fit.
Disclaimers:
No, I am not going to go to Privateer Press or commit any acts of violence.
No, I do not own a pick-up truck.
No, I do not own any camouflage or any Claymore landmines.
I am still debating lining my hat with foil...
"Privateer Press said that they would release *ALL* of the theme armies in September. Now, I know it is not the end of September, but I am getting a little irritated by the wait."
Blarg then picks up a roll of aluminum foil and tears off a long piece. He then begins to fold it over itself.
"I've got plans, you know? We all got plans, right?"
Blarg then takes the folded foil and lines the inside of a hat with it and puts the hat on his head.
"I was going to make army lists, and then make more army lists, and then go down to the gaming store and meet my friends, you know? HOW AM I GOING TO DO THAT IF I DON'T HAVE MY NEW THEME ARMY LISTS TO WORK WITH?"
Blarg then grabs a pump-action shotgun and 2 boxes of ammunition. He then starts to load the shotgun.
"Slug, buck-shot, slug, buck-shot. NOW! If you ask me, something funny is going on here, and I intend to find out. Just as soon as I load up the pick-em-up truck."
Vote and comment as you see fit.
Disclaimers:
No, I am not going to go to Privateer Press or commit any acts of violence.
No, I do not own a pick-up truck.
No, I do not own any camouflage or any Claymore landmines.
I am still debating lining my hat with foil...
